Stop it! Now!

Ok, maybe not stop it completely - but make it fall less in our drive way and more in the skiing tracks, ok? Snow may seem light when in air, but when crowded on the ground it's shoulder achingly heavy. The thing is, I'm not used to shovel snow. :/ My dad and brothers did it at home (natural duties when blessed to be male), and other places I've lived the snow has been magically removed or just simply ignored. But now we have to shovel it ourselves apparently, and so therefore I'm begging please, not so much snow this year ok? I don't need to improve my character (ref. Calvin & Hobbes).